‘Twas the night before NaNo, and all
‘round the Earth
The plot lines were forming, awaiting
their birth
The writers were ready, all poised
with their pens
While visions of victory erased four
week-ends.
The MCs were sketched and ready
to speak
As villains burst forth with
havoc to wreak;
And friends in support roles and we
with our plan
Had finished our outlines, took a
moment to scan...
And there on the ‘net there rose
such distraction
We logged on, checked email and
sprung into action
Away to our Facebook we flew like
a fiend
Checked Twitter and newsfeeds—we thought
we were weaned!
Now Pinterest, Instagram, Ask and
Yahoo
Google, and eBay, Groupon and Squidoo
To the top of the rankings! to the
top of the stats!
Now sign out, sign out, before we
go bats!
As inspiration before the dawn
comes
When it meets pure resolve, that
about sums
up the challenge to us as we
bravely commit
to one thousand six hundred plus
words to spit
daily, and just when the clocks
sound cukoos
Then lights! Camera! Action! yon
comes the muse
who turns our story fair on its
ear,
destroys the outline we held close
and dear.
And then, in a twinkling, we know
it’s no spoof
Each day we must churn out the
words as the proof
That we know in our gut we’ve got
something to say,
Something profound that must see
light of day.
Our eyes, oh how bleary, our hair
is a wreck
Our cheeks are inflamed; dirt
rings our neck
A bundle of laundry lies on the
floor
We feel like fungus! Our muscles
are sore.
But wait—this is brilliant! Our
MC takes wings!
Look here, she is saying the
cleverest things!
Her speech is engaging, her
actions enthrall,
Did we really write this? We
cannot recall!
The end is in sight now, our joy
feels no bounds
Despite the sad truth that we’ve gained
twenty pounds
Rewarding ourselves when we’ve
felt just plain dandy
With coffee and doughnuts and
Halloween candy
Tomorrow it is we’ll go straight
to our work
Filled with a fire that drives
others beserk
But now, lay your heads down, close your eyes
and sleep tight,
SWEET DREAMS TO YOU WRITERS, AND
TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!